ALL HAIL THE MOST SERENE
INTERGALACTIC FREE STATE OF LAPINIA!
We
hereby peacefully, yet adamantly, declare our
independence from Earthly governmental bodies and their collective
land-grabbing to announce The Most Serene Intergalactic Free State of
Lapinia: a nation extending from the black holes of our individual innerspaces, extending no further
than the borders of our skin. We claim no physical territory other than
our collection of bodily cells and, in turn, recognize no claim on the
transitory physical space our bodies happen to temporarily occupy. We
find these truths to be self evident.
Lapinian islands exist worldwide, usually
landlocked by various uptight conceptual nation states based on
violence and extortion. Lapinian citizens do not recognize the validity
of said nation states, but threaten them with no acts of state
violence. We agree to live peacefully side-by-side until their
inevitable collapse and whole-hearted adoption of Lapinism. This
collapse may not come until we are in our posthumous states... but IT
SHALL COME.
In order to live in our godlike creator
states, we have found this declaration to be unavoidable, though far
from regretable.
Love,
THE MOST SERENE FREE STATE OF LAPINIA
Dandiford Y. Lion
(Equal citizen/spokesperson of Lapinia)
NEED TO GET OUT OF YOUR CURRENT TRAPPINGS?
STUCK IN NORTH
AMERICA? EUROPE? AFRICA?
SOUTH AMERICA? ASIA? AUSTRALIA?
ANTARCTICA? INNER EARTH ORBIT?
APPLY FOR ASYLUM!
We are very sorry that you currently suffer
the pains of a non-Lapinian existence.
Email the Consular General of Lapinia today
for asylum and a free passport, why don't you?
SEND THE FOLLOWING TO THIS
EMAIL ADDRESS
AND RECEIVE YOUR FREE LAPINIAN PASSPORT:
- Name
of
choice
- Mailing address (include the
occupied territory
around you at the moment)
- A current photo or self portrait
- Spirit animal
